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I promised myself I wouldn`t lower my standards for anyone. So why did I make an exception for him?
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If you don`t text her, she understand. If you don`t call her, she understand. So if she stop loving you, hope you understand too.
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It feels good to be different in a unique way...
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I hate the fact that you ignore me for so long, then you start talking to me like nothing happened.
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Boys wanna get an attention from girls? Easy, call them slut & you`ll get slapped.
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*Hot guy has accepted your friend request* Let the stalking begin.♥
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Don`t forget that the cow goes moo... the duck goes quack quack...and the night club goes, oontz oontz oontz oontz!
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Trying to read what the doctor wrote on your prescription... "Is this English?"
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Truth is, you really don`t deserve her anyway.
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There`s always the one person you regret giving your number too.
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