You fight like a married couple, talk like best friends, and flirt like first loves, obviously its meant to be.
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Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. You owe me.
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Stop asking me "are you alright?" because I`d rather you hug me & say, "everything`s gonna be alright."
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The awkward moment when someone`s zipper is down & you don`t know whether to tell, because you can`t explain why you were looking that low
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Looking at your school textbooks thinking "What a waste of a tree"..
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Dear MTV, I`m gonna start my own TV network called RealityTV (RTV) and play nothing but music videos.
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There`s always gonna be a little doubt, a little fear, a little anxiety, but have a little faith, a little belief, that you`ll make it.
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If he doesn`t chase you when you walk away , keep walking.
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"Don`t try this at home" Okay, I will try it at my friend`s place.
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It`s funny how fast you can wake up when you realize you`ve overslept.
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