Do you remember all the nights we stayed up, just laughing & smiling together?
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Don`t always say "there`s still time" remember. There`s also a concept of "it`s too late"
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That awkward moment when you`re all excited about opening a present, and when you open it, it sucks.. :/
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I don`t need to explain myself, I know I`m right.
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I`ve always wondered what I sound like to people who don`t speak English.
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Boy: "Hey babe I miss you." Girl: "Your Xbox broke didn`t it". Boy: "Yep.."
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Friend: "What if there was no google?" Me: "I don`t know, google it."
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That awkard moment when your PE teacher is fatter than you.
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The best thing about memories is making them.
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The food channel is like porn for your stomach
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