Relationship stages: strangers --> acquaintance --> friendship --> crush --> dating --> relationship --> breakup --> "friends" --> strangers
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Facebook status
If I decline your friend request more than once, you should take the hint.
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Hi, I`m your bed… and we`ve slept together ;)
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Paper cuts: So small… but so evil
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A burp is just a fart that took the elevator
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ME: “There`s nothing to eat” MOM: “Yes there is!!” ME: “Ugh… let me rephrase that… NOTHING GOOD TO EAT!!”
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Bees are a good example of Karma; once they sting someone… they die
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If you have my love, don`t take it for granted. Because unlike a lot of other girls, I`m not afraid to give up on you.
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waiting alone in the car; Everyone outside automatically becomes a rapist...
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That embarrasing moment when when you realize that person wasn`t waving at you.
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