Facebook status

That sexy eye contact you do with your friend when you see your crush.

Fact: Not all goodbyes are sad. Example: "Goodbye, school."

Wouldn’t it be a smart idea? To make the sticky part on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Even when I try my hardest to be mad at you & to keep a straight face, I just can`t keep back the smile I get when I see you.

Laughter is not always “the best medicine,” sometimes its just “the best disguise."

twinkle twinkle little star like this status if u know what u r..........

no drama, no gossipping, and they make up fast. they laugh at the weirdest things, act like monkeys all the time, and can either take a joke or go along with it. but most of all, they can make you smile when you are sad :) thats why guy friends are the best <3

LIKE IF :hearing someone calling your name but decide to act like you cant hear them.

When I think about how much time I’ve spent on Facebook, I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled on my mouse wheel.

The lazy rule: Can`t reach what I dropped.. don`t need it.