Was that lightning?!" "No, they`re taking pictures for Google earth..
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Facebook status
Dear Math, go buy a calculator & solve your own problems. I`m a teenager, not a therapist.
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You were born an original. Don`t die a copy.
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"Dude! He just called you a thief!" "Oh HELL NO, hold his wallet!"
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"FBI, open the door!" "What`s the password?!"
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When you accept somebody, you accept their past too. Don`t hold it against them later.
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LIKE IF: Typing a long paragraph with your true feelings but then erasing it & typing `Yeah..`
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The awkward moment when you`re riding with your friend and you just sit in the back looking out the window while they talk to their parents.
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Is doing something weird and thinking, this is why I`m not in a relationship.
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Never trust anyone who says; ``I`m not supposed to tell anyone but…``
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