I hate when people leave my room and leave the door slightly open
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Dear Dora, How do you get that t-shirt to fit over your head? Sincerely, Thats physically impossible.
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If you ran as much as your mouth did , you`d be in GREAT shape.
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Learn to take risks in life. If you win, you can lead and if you lose, you can guide.
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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT when you get no likes, so you delete your status.
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I like conversations where I don`t have to think about what to say. It just comes naturally.
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When teachers turn off the lights in the classroom to watch a boring movie, it pretty much gives us permission to sleep.
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Those nights when all you want to do is cuddle up next to someone and then you realize you`re single...
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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
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"How do you know?" "Wikipedia told me." -.-
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