Dear Face Wash Commercials, Nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my bathroom is sopping wet now.
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LIKE IF:I study for minutes and take a break for hours.
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"Common sense is not so common." - Voltaire
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All guys are jerks. But they get hotter with age, and we learn to be more tolerant.
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Every girl has that one deep dark secret she can`t even tell her best friend because if anyone else found out, her entire life would change.
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Your profile picture is a car.....that`s cool I didn`t know you were a transformer
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Buy a ship, name it relation, now you have a relationship.
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Always forgive, but never forget. Learn from your mistakes, but never regret.
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LIKE if you always keep your headphone to the maximum volume.
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A relationship without trust or commitment is like pushing a door that says PULL. It just wouldn`t work.
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