Friend will visit you in jail, but a Best Friend... *BLOWS UP THE WALL* "Get in the Van NOW!!!"
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Life is to short to remove USB safely.
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Don’t expect to receive if you’re not willing to give.
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Any person can be nice to my face, but it takes a real friend to be nice behind my back.
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Dear Sleep, I`m sorry I hated you when I was little, now I just can`t get enough of you. Sincerely, Me.
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Why don`t you text me anymore?" "I don`t know. Mayb b3cuz yhu t3x+ l!k di$~"
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You know you really care when you have to try & convince yourself that you don’t.
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You still look cute, even now that I`m in love with you no more.
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A good life is when you assume nothing, do more, need less, smile often, dream big, laugh a lot & realize how blessed you are.
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A true friend would have apologized, or at least tried to talk about it, but a fake friend won`t.
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