Pissed off: (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ *flips table*
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Admit It. We have all tried to have a diary but failed epically
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My internet is so slow, it`s just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shit in person -_-
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"Dude, she just called you fat!" "Oh hell no. Hold my cake! LOL jk, I`m hungry."
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It`s weird that our bodies are made up of so much water and yet we can`t breathe underwater o_O
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She is a player, but it`s my game ;)
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“Are you asleep?” “No I was in coma, thanks for saving me."
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Please stop looking so hot, I`m trying to stop liking you.
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Relationships nowadays: First week, I love you baby! Second week, we are forever! Third week, Single.
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Putting your phone on your lap in class, then when the teacher walks by, closing your legs awkwardly to hide it
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