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I want a relationship where we can act like idiots, talk about the most random stuff, share music, and never get tired of each other.
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There comes a time when you have to stop crossing oceans for people who wouldn`t even jump puddles for you.
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The waiter/waitress usually has nothing to do with your food taking a long time to come out. Don`t punish them by not tipping if it does.
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it costs $0.00 to tell someone how much they mean to you and to put a smile on their face, stop being lazy and appreciate what`s around you
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Every time I think of the black market I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs
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*wears a dress*

someone: "oooo who you lookin good for? ;)"
me: I was too lazy to match 2 pieces of clothing so here I am.
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someone please come pick me up and drive around all night with me just listening to music and talking about life
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A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand & touches your heart.
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Dark-roasted coffee has less caffeine than medium roast. Roasting coffee beans burns off caffeine
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I will fight FOR you , not OVER you. there`s a big difference between the two.
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