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Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have.
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how do i play hard to get when i`m already hard to want
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my parents don`t understand that i have no problem being alone 24/7
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I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you cant have anymore food and im just never ready for that kind of commitment
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I hate the school part, but I honestly can`t wait for Friday night football games again
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"Did your mom drop you as a baby?"
"Yeah, into a pool of sexy."
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Be with someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant.
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I just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for??
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Speak when you are very angry, and you`ll make the best speech you`ll ever regret.
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It`s nice to be important, but it`s more important to be nice.
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