Reasons why I`m still single: 1) I cant date the Internet 2) I can`t date my favorite celebrity 3) I can`t date myself 4) I can`t date music
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The awkwardness of standing in an elevator with strangers o_O
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That awkward moment when you`re all excited about opening a present, and when you open it, it sucks.. :/
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My life isnt perfect, but it has its perfect moments.
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what do i do when i see someone extremely sexy: i stare, i smile, and when i get tired i put the mirror down ;)
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Like if you also have that one teacher who hates you for no reason -_-
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Today my mom made me add her on facebook. She posted on my wall saying: "hi sweetie!" .... 23 people liked it. -___-
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Mom, I`m going out" "With friends?" "No, with people I hate."
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A woman uses her intelligence to find reasons to support her intuition.
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Faith will open doors, but you must walk through on your own.
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