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The awkward moment when people text you first and then don`t keep the conversation going.
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It`s not actually a "long story", it`s a short story that I just don`t want to tell you.
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The first time I had a Mcflurry, I thought the spoon was a straw too.
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Dear teacher , If my hand was not raised it means I don`t know the answer. Sincerely picking me up is a sign of foolishness.
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LOL, YOU FELL!!.. Oh shit, your crying..
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The little dance your thumbs do you are`nt sure how to reply to a text
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Everytime I hear someone say "excuse me" I think "Your a hell of a guy".
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We all have a family member who think they`re a professional photographer :P
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Like if : When I play a fighting game .. I press random buttons and hope for the best.
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Getting caught in those, "it`s not what it looks like" moments. -_-
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