Common sense is like deodorant... The people who need it most never use it.
-unknown
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead to the belief that you can sing.
-unknown
I would love to see all my classmates when we`re 30.
-unknown
Dear Mom, thanks for not answering the phone. I could be locked in some rapist`s basement for all you know. Thanks, nice to know im loved.
-unknown
I hate April Fools Day. – Especially on the internet. I never know what to believe and I’m extremely gullible.
-Aayush
"But mom... what if I get kidnapped?" `Trust me, they will bring you back.` Me: -_-
-unknown
Pretty face gets attention. Pretty heart gets commitment.
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When you forget the name of something when you`re about to ask for it: "Can you pass me that thing?" "what thing?" "THAT THING!
-unknown
If it`s STILL limited, it`s not PATIENCE. Real patience has no limit.
-unknown
Awkward eye contact with people in cars next to you at red lights.
-unknown