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He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
-unknown
LIKE if : I re-read our old conversations, and smile like an idiot.
-unknown
We all have that skinny friend who eats more than a elephant.
-unknown
...;;;;... ..;;;... Like when you spotted the diffrence
-Ricki
That awkward moment when you think the teacher is looking at you but really shes looking at the person behind.
-Ricki
What if April fools was April 2nd? and we were fooled all this time.
-Bruno
TWILIGHT: Happy Bella- •_• Sad Bella- •_• Excited Bella- •_• Angry Bella- •_• Shocked Bella- •_• Confused Bella- •_• and yet she still wins best actor of the year in Kids Choice Awards.
-Winnford
That awkward moment when no one knows the words to the Macarena.
-unknown
LIKE IF When I`m waiting in line for my food I tend to rehearse my order in my head.. Anyone else?
-unknown
LIKE IF When I was little I only went on the computers for paint..
-unknown