That moment when you instantly have karate moves when a bee flys by.
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Facebook status
If you need space...babe, JOIN NASA!
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Some things are so awkward to say, but so easy to text.
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I wish I could google "things to eat in my fridge" so I wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed.
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LIKE if you have tried to guess a Wi-Fi `s password.
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Dear crush, don`t be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve. Sincerely, You were on my wish list.
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Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
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The awkward moment when Justin Bieber`s ENTIRE childhood was recorded and I can`t even find a video of my 1st birthday.
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We`ve ALL hidden our favorite food from the rest of our family.
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"Textaphrenia - thinking you`ve heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message." I have this.
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