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That Rebecca Black moment when you get on the bus & don`t know which seat to take.

I need you. I cant live without you. I need to see you everyday. I need to be with you every second. I need you to make me laugh. I need to play with you when im bored.
I love you .....

FACEBOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥

I found out what happened to all the unicorns! They all got fat and scientists started calling them rhinos! That`s why they are always mean, they don`t like being called rhinos.

Expect the best if you feel that you deserve it ;)

That awkward moment when you say sorry to a nonliving object.

Me: "Sometimes I like to talk to myself." Me: "OMG me too! High five."

We Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three, 44 as FortyFour, 55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?

I don`t get tired of loving you. i just get tired of waiting, assuming, hearing lies, saying sorry and getting hurt.

FACEBOOK PRANK: 1) Change your name to "No One." 2) Go try to add someone. It will say, "No One wants to be your friend."

I wish that RIP meant return if possible...