LAZY RULE: If it isn`t on the 1st page of Google, it doesn`t exist.
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You`re a 90`s kid if you`ve ever heard someone say, "Get off the phone, I need to use the internet."
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"Did your mom drop you as a baby?" "Yeah, into a pool of sexy."
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LIKE IF: Once you notice something, you keep noticing it everywhere.
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The one who laughs last is the slowest. The one who laughs first has the dirtiest mind.
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Some people come into your life just to teach you how to let go.
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She`d rather fight with you than love anyone else.
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She wants someone that she can turn to when nobody else is there for her.
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Let’s play truth or dare. Or maybe just dare because no one knows how to tell the truth anymore.
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Dear mom, how can you hear me mumble under my breath, but you can`t hear me yell, "WHAT!?" when you call my name? Sincerely, confused kid.
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