Facebook status

When guys get jealous, it’s actually kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War III is about to start!
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*On Chat* Girl:How much do u like me? *no response* *1hr later* Girl:R u there? Guy:O sorry i was typeing a really long number!
-unknown
Like my status and I`ll tell you:
1.how we met
2.my first impression of you
3.what i like about you
4.favorite memory with you
5.a color that reminds me of you
-Maria
facebook needs a wtf button!
-unknown
If people talking about you, you must be doing something right...
-unknown
True love isn`t love at first sight but love at every sight.
-unknown
Don’t flatter yourself. I was looking at your friend.
-unknown
huM rhE ya nA rhe
kAL .kal yAAd aayenge YE
pAl. Ye hai
pyar k pal. Chal merE sanG
ChAl ,chAL soCHe kYa cHhoti si
hai ye jiNdGi.
-Vishal
Do whaT U loVE ....
Love wHaT yoU Do...
-Vishal
Simple will always be in style.
-unknown